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Post by James d on May 26, 2012 10:27:13 GMT
Up at THE HYNDLAND CAFE there on the mountain bike. Taps aff, sittin` outside wi 2 Polish burds. That bearded shaky hairdresser fi` "River City" appeared and ordered a cappa and a "rocky road". Ah was tryin` to explain to the Poles that if ah said to him... "You batter yer burd again` and YOU`LL be on a "rocky road" Sir!! But it was lost in translation... 4/10
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Post by execrab on May 28, 2012 8:21:22 GMT
two questions:
1. did you really have your top off sitting outside a cafe? 2. how did the Polish birds look?
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Post by ewan on May 28, 2012 19:04:52 GMT
james, can you please answer rab?
to be honest it seems this joke was always on a hiding to nothing and I'm not surprised the polish burds didn't rate it. live and learn though James eh?
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Post by James d on May 29, 2012 11:44:09 GMT
ewan requested... james, can you please answer rab? Apologies ewan.... 1. did you really have your top off sitting outside a cafe?Aye, was a crackin` morn... 2. how did the Polish birds look?Awrite.
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Post by ferociousgeorge on May 30, 2012 19:02:01 GMT
seen peter mullen outside the ivy last week
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Post by James d on May 31, 2012 7:21:26 GMT
ferociousgeorge...
seen peter mullen outside the ivy last week
Used to seeum in Taverna/Athaena/(now)Mullberry on the Pollockshaws Rd, drinkin` wi` that dark haired actor that was the junkie in "My Name Is Joe".
Think he`s a Sou`Sider.
Really nice fella (apparently).
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Post by ewan on Jun 4, 2012 22:23:28 GMT
Berkeley St has a proper cycle lane nowadays and is much safer than negotiating sauchiehall st or argyle st when returning west after a day at 'The orifice" tm. have noticed Peter Mullen picking up his weans from that primary school opposite the Henry Wood Hall. always looks a bit like a vagrant. fair play to the cunt though. he'll always be Swanney to me though. btw i thought Neds was a bit pish.
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Post by James d on Jul 7, 2012 20:00:54 GMT
McGregor an` ehs burd haein` lunch in Mediteraneo the day. Shelvin` gien` ays the eye`, ah suppose `cause their Audi Quattro`s gone for a Burtons......
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Post by James d on Jul 14, 2012 9:38:10 GMT
A mad bastirt wi a huge orange balloon on a string! Cuttin about the Wendy early doors on the mountain bike, always visit the Farmers Market for aw the wee tasty freebies and savouries, and ah spotted a huge orange weather balloon on a string. Initially thought it was ad marketing for a stall , but was held by a nerdy laddie and ehs bird. Back an hour later and its still there. "Thats naw something ye see every day..." "Its my hobby" Fancy that!!
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Post by Ironside on Jul 16, 2012 12:41:20 GMT
Spotted Barry Fell, sorry B-JAM, at the Barras buying sports socks whilst dragging what appeared to be three mutant weans around with him.
Classy.
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Post by James d on Aug 11, 2012 11:57:15 GMT
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Post by you ken on Aug 13, 2012 18:56:26 GMT
new low for young steven here where's my 303, cunto?
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Post by fuck sake on Aug 13, 2012 18:57:42 GMT
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Post by James d on Aug 17, 2012 21:11:47 GMT
Seen Lenny Murdoch fi' "River City" headin' oot for a nite wi' his awrite but podgy glam missus up Hyndland Rd. earlier, baith aw dressed up. Lenny was chewin gum just like he dis on the television..
7/10
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Post by James d on Aug 25, 2012 9:03:23 GMT
The Czeck Hoops brothers thru the week there, hud tae go down and get them tae turn down the daft Euro techno that was pumpin relentlessly... messy hoose , quality birds...
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