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Post by boardinbob on Jan 11, 2012 12:32:47 GMT
This cunt on twitter: @thisdealisnoton
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blarton fink
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Post by blarton fink on Jan 11, 2012 14:36:29 GMT
as is this one twitter.com/#!/GhettoHikes in a similar vein to texts from bennet, which never fails to crack me up |
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Post by spokto on Jan 12, 2012 20:43:46 GMT
Being chased out of Asda by a member of staff waving a tenner that someone before me must've left at the self checkout bit. Had only spent £9ish too.
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Post by spacemonkey on Jan 19, 2012 19:34:08 GMT
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@officialglitter Ignore the haters. Rose West is getting a similarly hard time on Mumsnet.
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@officialglitter Hi Gary. Would you say it’s you or the captain of the Concordia that’s fucked more people in international waters?
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Post by execrab on Jan 20, 2012 12:03:32 GMT
Being chased out of Asda by a member of staff waving a tenner that someone before me must've left at the self checkout bit. Had only spent £9ish too. petty theft, effectively |
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Post by roonye on Jan 20, 2012 13:15:33 GMT
Tesco Cookies n Cream cupcakes. 10/10.  |
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Post by ewan on Jan 20, 2012 13:53:12 GMT
Tesco Cookies n Cream cupcakes. 10/10. --- "2 Stop pretending cupcakes are brilliant Of all the irritating "Keep Calm" bastardisations, the most irritating of all is the one that reads "Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake". Cupcakes used to be known as fairy cakes, until something happened a few years ago. I don't know what the thing was, because I wasn't paying attention. All I know is that suddenly middle-class tosspoles everywhere were holding artisan cupcakes aloft and looking at them and pointing and making cooing sounds and going on and bloody on about how much they loved them. I wouldn't mind, but cupcakes are bullshit. And everyone knows it. A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a fistful of quotidian sponge nestling in a depressing, soggy "cup" that feels like a pair of paper knickers a fat man has been sitting in throughout a long, hot coach journey between two disappointing market towns. Actual slices of cake are infinitely superior, as are moist chocolate brownies, warm chocolate-chip cookies and virtually any other dessert you can think of. Cupcakes are for people who can't handle reality." |
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Post by blarton fink on Jan 20, 2012 13:58:39 GMT
Tesco Cookies n Cream cupcakes. 10/10. --- "2 Stop pretending cupcakes are brilliant Of all the irritating "Keep Calm" bastardisations, the most irritating of all is the one that reads "Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake". Cupcakes used to be known as fairy cakes, until something happened a few years ago. I don't know what the thing was, because I wasn't paying attention. All I know is that suddenly middle-class tosspoles everywhere were holding artisan cupcakes aloft and looking at them and pointing and making cooing sounds and going on and bloody on about how much they loved them. I wouldn't mind, but cupcakes are bullshit. And everyone knows it. A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a fistful of quotidian sponge nestling in a depressing, soggy "cup" that feels like a pair of paper knickers a fat man has been sitting in throughout a long, hot coach journey between two disappointing market towns. Actual slices of cake are infinitely superior, as are moist chocolate brownies, warm chocolate-chip cookies and virtually any other dessert you can think of. Cupcakes are for people who can't handle reality." ha same thing went though my head, but i couldn't be fucked looking for the article |
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Post by ewan on Jan 20, 2012 14:33:16 GMT
didn't take long.
it is true though. the amount of twats fawning over expensive fairy cakes is annoying. anything that is not shite is now called 'artisan' and 20% is added to the price.
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Post by roonye on Jan 20, 2012 15:16:37 GMT
didn't take long. it is true though. the amount of twats fawning over expensive fairy cakes is annoying. anything that is not shite is now called 'artisan' and 20% is added to the price. As is cunts moaning about fairy cakes. It's only a cake FFS. |
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Post by execrab on Jan 20, 2012 17:15:42 GMT
didn't take long. it is true though. the amount of twats fawning over expensive fairy cakes is annoying. anything that is not shite is now called 'artisan' and 20% is added to the price. 'Bespoke Design Cupcakes' my sister in law makes them, £1.50 each or something, minimum buy of 6 - you wanna buy? |
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Post by spokto on Jan 20, 2012 18:00:45 GMT
Being chased out of Asda by a member of staff waving a tenner that someone before me must've left at the self checkout bit. Had only spent £9ish too. petty theft, effectively Fuck off it's a free tenner. |
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Post by spokto on Jan 20, 2012 18:01:25 GMT
If it's any consolation I stood on shite the other day.
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Post by hectorspector on Jan 20, 2012 21:37:51 GMT
If that's not worth a free tenner...
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Post by boardinbob on Apr 24, 2012 16:46:50 GMT
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