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Post by James d on Nov 26, 2011 8:32:11 GMT
Need a shite?  ? Ah`ve been guid recently. Must be the cauld weather. Sayin` thatk, hud a "danger piss" in Livingstone yesterday....  |
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Post by boabyrizzlaa on Nov 26, 2011 21:01:53 GMT
Just dropped one there, double flusher so it wiz!
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Post by sylious on Nov 26, 2011 21:25:40 GMT
had a bad experience the other day... was out for a run, had done about 3 miles and started to feel the need to shite coming on, which was a bit unusual, although manageable at that point. problem was, i was 3 miles from home and starting to head back.
the more i ran the more i felt the need to shite and the more difficult it was to control with some pain kicking in, as if the running was making it worse yet at the same time i felt the need to try and speed up and get home otherwise i was going to be in bother.
got about 1 mile from home and was nearly in tears, the only thing keep me going was knowing the minute i got the door i'd be ok and it would be all over. it was brutal, just managed it and was in some pain but delivered a shite that was easily bigger and stronger than my forearm, was fucking knackered though and unaware of how bad it smelt.
10k in 45mins too, not bad considering the extra weight i was carrying, endomondo had it i burnt 750ish calories but i easily lost 12lbs between the start and the end of run. good times, celebrated with a strong coffee and done another, smaller, shite
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Post by James d on Nov 26, 2011 21:39:53 GMT
Tony Lotharios avatar wrote.... had a bad experience the other day... was out for a run, had done about 3 miles and started to feel the need to shite coming on, which was a bit unusual, although manageable at that point. problem was, i was 3 miles from home and starting to head back.
the more i ran the more i felt the need to shite and the more difficult it was to control with some pain kicking in, as if the running was making it worse yet at the same time i felt the need to try and speed up and get home otherwise i was going to be in bother.
got about 1 mile from home and was nearly in tears, the only thing keep me going was knowing the minute i got the door i'd be ok and it would be all over. it was brutal, just managed it and was in some pain but delivered a shite that was easily bigger and stronger than my forearm, was fucking knackered though and unaware of how bad it smelt.
10k in 45mins too, not bad considering the extra weight i was carrying, endomondo had it i burnt 750ish calories but i easily lost 12lbs between the start and the end of run. good times, celebrated with a strong coffee and done another, smaller, shiteAmazing prose...thank you.. Would like to match it but huvnae hud any recent action... Din a shite the day in "The Thornwood" which wis hard, ah recon `cause ah`ve been daein` a loat ay Tramadol recreationally just when ah`m drinkin`.... HHHHMMnnn.... |
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Post by boabyrizzlaa on Nov 26, 2011 21:43:13 GMT
Aye the Tamadols fairly give yer arse a good beating.
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Post by James d on Dec 2, 2011 13:40:35 GMT
Those Stirling Services shuchters ur a FUCKIN RIOT!
Makes ays wanna be wan ay those odd cunts that kin only yase the toilet in their ain hoose! :-(
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Post by boardinbob on Dec 2, 2011 13:52:45 GMT
Makes ays wanna be wan ay those odd cunts that kin only yase the toilet in their ain hoose! :-( I'm like that too. No fucking way I'm shiting in someone else's hoose. it's a miracle if my shite is smaller than King Kong's finger |
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